| C:>WAKEUP.EXE GOOD MORNING! THE SYSTEM HAS DETECTED A VIRUS. DO YOU WISH TO INITIATE EXCESSIVE MUCUS PRODUCTION? (Y/N)...................? [N] MUCUS PRODUCTION, 3000% COMPLETE DO YOU WISH TO INITIATE HEADACHE? (Y/N)...............................? [FUCK NO] HEADACHE, 100% COMPLETE. APPLICATIONS MAY RUN SLOWLY DUE TO HAVING A SKULL STUFFED WITH COTTON AND NAILS. C:\>FIRSTAID C:\FIRSTAID>BENADRYL.EXE ILLEGAL COMMAND: BENADRYL.EXE C:\FIRSTAID>C: C:\>SKOOL\ C:\SKOOL\>RUSSIA.PPT WRITING POWERPOINT DOCUMENT, 100% COMPLETE GIVING PRESENTATION, 100% COMPLETE DRINKING TEA, 73% COMPLETE ERROR: ELECTRIC KETTLE IS EMITTING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SMOKE. ABORT AND UNPLUG?(Y/N)............................ SAVING CLA FROM BEING SET ON FIRE, 100% COMPLETE C:\SKOOL\>C: C:\>FOODS\ C:\FOODS>NUKE.EXE YOU NOW HAVE AN ANNOYING CRAVING FOR SOMETHING YOU ARE TOO TIRED TO MAKE, AND ALSO NEED MOAR TEA. C:\FOODS>NUKETEA.EXE MICROWAVED TEA TASTES LIKE SHIT. ARE YOU SURE?(Y/N)................? [FUCK YOU, LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY.] SPECIFY TEA: EARL GREY, HOT. ERROR: USER IS NOT A STARFLEET CAPTAIN SPECIFY TEA: ENGLISH BREAKFAST C:\FOODS>EATFOODS.EXE ERROR: WAY TOO HOT! C:\FOODS>EATFOODS.EXE BUT I REALLY WANTED TORTELLINIS! CONTINUE?(Y/N).......................... CONSUMING DINNER, 100% COMPLETE C:\FOODS>DISHES.EXE WASHING DISHES, 100% COMPLETE C:\FOODS>FIXTEA.EXE SUGAR? (0,1,2)................................. CREAM?(Y/N)............................. C:\FOODS>DRINKTEA.EXE I TOLD YOU IT WOULD TASTE LIKE SHIT. C:\FOODS>C: C:\>STFU.EXE C:\>INTERNETS\ C:\INTERNETS\>MUSICPOST.EXE ERROR: OUT OF TEA ERROR: OUT OF TEA ERROR: OUT OF TEA ERROR: OUT OF TEEEEE938262QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZD83CSICC SEKGQ3JHAWCSDQOGICAGIFDOZW4GEW91IGFCSICC DWXKIHN0YXJ0IHDVCMTPBMCGB24GCGXHBNMGZM9Y IG9SZCB1BML2ZWVZLIBKDXNBGQGYWXSIH0IHROAW ZGLNIHR1BM5LBHMGDW5KZXIGDGHLIGZVDBGQGYWX B2QGBWLZY2HPZWYSIHN1CHBSESQGYWXSIHBCBIDX CYBHCMUGC3VWCG9ZZWQGDG8GYMUGZ29VZCB3YXLZ YWQGB2YGDGHLIHR5CGLJYWWGC2HVCHBPBMCGDHJP IHNWZWVKIHJHY2VZIGLUIHNVDXBLZCB1CCBVBGQG D2LUBMVYIHDOBYBMAW5KCYB0AGUGBW9ZDCBWAW50 BGQGYWXSIHDMUGDGHLIGHVBM9YIGCSICC2N9MIGN QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDBGQGYWXSIHBGQGYWXSI ZD8PLCBWBGFUDCBSB3RZBQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANV IHNOB3CGQU5EIG5LD3NWYXBLCIBMCMBGQGYWXSIH BMDYAS1SYT8GILROZSBHCMV5IED1AW5LYSBQAWDZ AGUGRUFFTCAORWXKZXJSECSICC2NSBBZ2FPBNN0I TGVHZ3VLII4GDQOGICAGICSICC2NFDLJ2QGYMV0D CSICC2NZ2CSICC2NW0KIA0KIA0KIA0KIA0KDQOJL CSICC2NBTOGRUNNTEFXQGFVBC5JB20GW21HAWX0B MTCVMJAWMYA1OJU0IFBNIA0KCVRVCSICC2NOIBPB BGQGYWXSIHCUNJOIANCGLTDWJQZWN0OIBSZTOGAH ZWN0CMLJIEDBGQGYWXSIHHCMFNZSBEB29YIE9WZW CIB0AGF0IGNVBXBSZXRLIBGQGYWXSIHHJLCGX5LI C2QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDTLZCB0AGUGCXVLC3R YXJSAWVYIGVTYWLSIGZYB20QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGA ZWFSIG9MIHRPBWUGB24GVGVSZWDYYXBOIEF2ZW51 A2VSZXKUIEKCSICC2NGD2VUDCB0BYBDYWWGYW5KI DIGJLICJSB2NHBCWIDQCSICC2NOJYXMGD2UGC2F5 DRCBPBIBHIGRPZMZLCMVUDNHBGQGYWXSIHBCBIDX THE SYSTEM DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO CONTINUE OPERATIONS, AND WILL NOW SHUT DOWN. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BOOT UNTIL MID-JULY. HAVE A NICE DAY. |
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